The Carnage!!

I’m sad to report that the octopus was found today along with the snake, the octopus was lucky and escaped with only losing the stuffing in two legs.  -yes I know they are tentacles, not legs….
The snake, was not so lucky, he was ripped open and turned inside out from the middle.  There is no pic of him, it is too disturbing. 
Both of these toys were “tough tested”  but I call bs.  I hear about people who make dog toys testing the products on their own animals, but I think they must own poodles.  My angels are not destructive or rottweilers, but they can get the stuffing out, the rope knots untied, or the squeaked killed in under three minutes.  The golden merely laughs at the Toughies testing scale.
If anyone out there needs the tough factor tested, or they want to know how much of a mess something will make, let me know.  I’m sure my beasts would be happy to take on that challenge.  Plus, they could use a paycheck.  These toys are expensive, and they don’t last long.